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Odd Demotivational Poster

PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!

LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!

TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm

THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America

that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -

TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!

SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver

TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Chinpokumon

jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people

PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age

TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


TAGS: uplifting the downtrodden
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 12:29 pm
umm excuse me MissPriss its Jerry Seinfeld to be correct ;P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2012, 12:54 pm
Nice. Please post to religifake. 5L
lgvernon - May 1, 2012, 12:41 pm

Thanks, everyone!~
Airman - May 1, 2012, 12:32 pm
very nice
MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:13 am
Don't know why but the soup Nazi came to mind...NO soup for you (Gerry Seinfeld TV Series) Great pic and caption.
holymoly - May 1, 2012, 9:56 am
Great pic. Fantastic caption. (have some soup) I'm laughing as I write this. 5 Madame
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:27 am
Love it! Nice one, Linda!


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Wheels

FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out

TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Alixian

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's g**; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.

GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!

TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.

COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight

TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L

BLONDE DRIVERS... - ..are amazingly accurate crashers.

TAGS: blonde car odd
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Porter2903

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:06 pm
How the deuce did 5he manage that?!?
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:24 pm
Don't be jealous.
newkevind51 - February 11, 2011, 11:15 pm


TAGS: feas fodder mermaid stupid sea
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by timmey

CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:42 am
You say that like it would be a bad thing (joke)
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 3:52 pm
I think I must have dated a few mermaids.
carebear - March 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Iconoclast - March 14, 2012, 2:30 pm
Yeah, watch out. That looks like a MALE mermaid hand coming out of the water.

My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -

TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!

UNGER GAMES - Can two divorced men share an apartment without killing each other?



TAGS: oddball
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:36 am
walking up to the tiger right?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:36 am
One of my top movies!
Sean - November 22, 2009, 1:35 am
So you recognise this scene, eh?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:31 am
I watched kelly's heros today!

HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...

ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?

ODDBALL - Surrounded by happiness, but empty inside...

TAGS: oddball unhappy smile
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:44 am
Very Well Said.
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 11:46 pm
this is very g55d Hallie :)

AGAINST THE ODDS. - If you are outnumbered, be sure to never be outgunned.


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm
Now it makes sense

THINGS WERE GOING WELL - Untill Bob realised that the emergency superglue he always kept in his pocket had leaked

ODD ONE OUT - 4 lucky guys and ....err...one not so!

TAGS: trousers odd one out girls
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by K Wells

djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 7:22 pm
Cheap sh**. xx
K Wells - September 18, 2009, 9:13 am
Even the fatties need loving. They're just a bit more loving as it gets a while between opportunites.
Player_Meyer - September 18, 2009, 4:51 am
You can use that one as a bed
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:48 am
Tan girls don't liek Black-Men, and she's either preggers or has a hell of a "FUPA". So I'll take the mannish looking blonde in pink. the one in blue. girls with neck-leashes like 2b tied up and spanked.
LeHurleur - September 18, 2009, 3:52 am
fatgirls are good in bed
knowitall - September 17, 2009, 4:38 pm
yea, 4 of them do kinda look like dudes. i'd *** that on the far right tho
LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:35 am
Wingman: "I'm going in!"


RETIREMENT PLANNING - Knowing that, in the long run, Social Security won't be worth a crap!

TAGS: toddler retirement funny baby planning
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
You Got That Right.

JAPAN - They already live in the future! Just ask Umbilical TV Girl, Action Kenji and SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan

TAGS: japan humor fodder
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Fatty - August 19, 2008, 12:53 pm
SuperHappy FunFun Yellowman, love it!
qt - August 11, 2008, 9:02 pm
biggest WTF evah

HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it

TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer **** ass car ugly fat big ass wing ****ty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite ***, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


TAGS: godd*** lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?

This Woman Is Looking For -

TAGS: odd tattoo p******* hairdo lenses
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:01 am
This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. p******* Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter.
Silverheart - May 18, 2013, 1:13 pm

That's a woman? 5 uncomfortable lions
EmilioDumphque - May 18, 2013, 10:10 am
Oh yes, dear, the lipstick helps a lot.


TAGS: feeling abit odd now aey
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

ipaprime - March 18, 2013, 2:22 am
i serve neither heaven nor hell, i just have fun
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 10:59 pm
I knew it, you’re satan aren’t you…..now where’s my violin
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 10:51 pm
post and we shall
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:30 am
I would count little Miss Spear’s hairs (whatever was left), and take my time, with my tongue hanging out, and would probably end up washing my eyes, with soap. So, now that all three have been debunked, let’s celebrate. Next topic, self licking and you.
ipaprime - March 17, 2013, 3:51 am
yup that to
zoomer296 - March 16, 2013, 11:01 am
Or it could be something similar to when Britney spears shaved her head...
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 12:55 pm
sure, rub my nose in it
ipaprime - February 28, 2013, 8:29 am
nah just have a manuel labor job that gives me time to think
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 10:32 pm
I was talking to Ip-Man. I know u can do it...it's called panting...something dogs are known for.
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 10:10 pm
I can do it! Just needed a bit of p***.
steve1961 - February 27, 2013, 11:41 am
Now try the tongue one cuz that's probably false too. And you better do it for at least 10 minutes...just to be certain.
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:56 am
Well, ipa, it is now apparent to me that you have less of a life than even I. So, I’m let’s drink to yer arguments, not because of in depth study, but because every time I type yer name I get thirsty…cheers
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:50 am
'chemo'!! d***!
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:29 am
then you are not taking in to account the advances in science the could allow a computer to count your total hair amount thru a 3-dimensional ph**ograph
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:28 am
then of course there are the people with little head and body hair due to envirmental adaption
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:20 am
or of course it just could be someone who has a thing against hair to and got rid of it all(almost probably(left the eyelashes))
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:17 am
head hair stops where the skull(that is a bone formation) ends
ipaprime - February 27, 2013, 9:16 am
defense loses because if you go to a person who is on chemotherapy they lose all their hair as a result and then counting it is simple
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:11 am
The defense rests
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am
‘I’m proving a point, now be a dear and hold this mirror…..and lend me your tweezers, I’m almost done…..seven hundred forty six thousand three hundred twenty eight…or nine?!!
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:10 am
Oh, let’s proceed. Bathroom scene; ‘primey sweatheart, whatever are you doing? Did you get another one of those nasty crossed buht hairs?’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
Let’s now proceed to the possibility of being able to count the hair of yer whole body….consider the nose and it’s inventory…should I go on, or not proceed to yer scrotum?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
OK,OK, lets do our own little investigation. Head only; lets say the ipa head is wunna those MPB jobs, having the little toilet seat cover rim look. Easy, right? Alrighty then, where does the head hair stop and the neck hair begin, hmmmmmm?
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:09 am
and after receiving a government grant of seventeen gazillion dollars, making it possible for several seconds of deep study, they have an answer; ‘no’
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 9:08 am
Well, ipa, I took your question and presented it before a panel of astute scientists and esteemed professors at MIT (Many Inbred Thinkers),
ipaprime - February 26, 2013, 11:40 pm
now for that one about hair. are you talking about on the head only or the whole body
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:13 pm

Actually, you can wash your eyes with soap, it just hurts like a bugger. And I can't count my hair because I run out of fingers and toes...
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 12:14 pm
Heh, I have no idea what I wasn’t thinking last night. I really don’t recall making this…and other than my head hurts, that’s my story…geeezus….BUT! I did spell impossibilities right…oh, look, a 1…..thank you, honest bastard whoever you are
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:42 am
My deplorable deviated septum made it difficult to nose-breathe and I almost choked, Mr. Gary!!! Thanks! Thanks a lot!!!


TAGS: refund motifake fodder tth mailbait merchandising
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
I am going to miss Booger's Avatar though. it was funny. Oh well.
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
i missed this sh*t but wow is that funny. 5l's aggy for fighting the good fight.
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:43 am
this one random
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:36 am
You had me at "Hello," Agatha.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:34 am
Suspected, or hoped?
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:24 am
You know, I've always suspected...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:20 am
LMAO! I'm a her! This is how everyone finds out?
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:14 am
check out her actual page, they have some hate for you
forseti - April 5, 2010, 1:12 am
rofl... ira**jello sux...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:05 am
Thanks, phy - booger13 accused me of "stealing" this pic from him... citin a poster he made on deviant art... which sucked. http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm too tired to read 38 comments, but f***ing A aggy, 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
LMAO! Indeed!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:21 pm
"Rose" colored? Bwahahahahah
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:17 pm
As far as the glasses, they're all the same color... just like everyone here.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
If you look close enough, this model is actually brunette... you're free to color to taste.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
Is it possible to get bright glasses with a brunette?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:53 pm
Or, Briahere, for that matter.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:52 pm
Seems too angry to be a girl, although yes, certainly yammers like a Britarded.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
sorry, it talks like a 10 year old girl
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
May we soon forget Booger of Rose.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
Also, on the plus side, my desserts feel a LOT safer.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I would like to see some proof that booger took the pic in question. Otherwise.... where did HE get it?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
She? Come on now, Dre.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I love how bad hers were too. I remember he/she kept pming me about stuff. Kind of weird
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I'm not nice, though. But, I've been trying.... and this is what happens.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
We'd have about 8 posters left if we removed ones used online.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
Yeah, the closing rant was entertaining though. "makes about as much sense as aggy as a nice person." You can tell, man, booger was a scholar.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
LMAO Dre!!! I know, right?
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:41 pm
Reusing a pic on the interwebs?????? OH **** SON, **** JUST GOT REAL
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:39 pm
No loss. Just another drive by commenter who never made a single contribution to the site.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
You know, I saw this coming...and yet I did nothing to prevent it. Bon voyage, Boogerino! We've had our share of male lesbos.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:33 pm
I took a picture from "poster fodder" thread, and made a motifake. You made a poster from the same picture on another site... and it sucked. Got to bed, little girl... there's no victory to be had here today.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:32 pm
I always knew you were a little b**** Booger. Thanks for proving us all right!
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:31 pm
as far as I ra** JELLO , makes as much sence as aggy as a nice person
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:30 pm
i dONT GIVE A 4K , YOU ARE A Theif AND BAN me who the FRAK cares, have fun being a trainwreck of a person PHYSICLLY AND MENTALLY . and yes THEY GIVE B17CH3S like u mods because u SUCK AT LIFE. *TAKES THE BAN happily* GOOD LUCK COW
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:21 pm
Normally, your a** would be dead as f***ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna ban you, I wanna help you. But I'm not going to let you call me out in public... so, sleep for now.
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:17 pm
Hey booger, great work at the devian.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:16 pm
what kind of name is I ra** Jello ?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
Motifake rule: Ripped off pic on the internet: no such thing. Time out for booger.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
I see no copyright. Nor do I see your name on the poster. STFU whiner!
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:13 pm
flat out telling you , U RIPPED OFF my pic >>http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204 (dated feb 19 on devi)
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm
Hello? Are you calling me out, kid? That is not the right move. I'm not a total CART, but I am a moderator... and you are not bright. Thank you, though... for sharing.
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
ok i call BULL5H1T , this image i had on my page on deviant art. WAS SUBMITTED AND REJECTED .... THATS STRIKE ONE aggy . WAY TO BE A TOTAL C**t
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
What if I don't need a blonde? Can I get a redhead in exchange? Goin' postal x 5
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:47 pm
Aggy PM's
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:43 pm
Thanks goes to TTH for the pic and the mailbait line. And, as luck would have it, my parents kept the box, and let me play "fort" in the refrigerator. When I'd come to, it was always a doctor who had found me. Or, a child protective services worker.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
lol "mailbait" tag 5/5
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 olala
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
Nice one Aggy. 5L
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:34 pm
The better to play fort with! Refrigerator boxes are better though, because you can turn the spare material into weapons.
MO - April 4, 2010, 1:31 pm
Good lord she's got a big box though.....


Flu Shots -

TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bull**** on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE Sh** that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue sh** in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu sh**, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee

CANADIAN PROTESTORS? - fiesty little boogers, eh?

TAGS: toronto g20 godd*** hippies
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 7:39 pm

simple...if i laugh it gets a five. lol...still laughing


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio

GOLLUM'S NEXT PRECIOUS - To bad she does seem to feel the same way about him.

BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?

TAGS: jonny depp sweeny todd jack sparrow pie razor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
OK B, I'll give you a 5 just because I'm a Johnny Depp fan.
Silvermist - April 3, 2009, 4:52 pm
I almost expected this to be doing a lot better...

DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~

TAGS: stop crying like a godd*** newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

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DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.


TAGS: women goddesses doormats pablo picasso
Rating: 3.12/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:10 am
The kind of man to steer your daughter clear of.


AMERICA! - It's like Highlander, only with continents!

TAGS: doris america fodder highlander
Rating: 2.87/5

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Drenix - October 19, 2008, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...

WAIT WHAT?! - I am 20 times more likely to be executed than win the lottery? I like those odds

TAGS: odd chance execute
Rating: 1.9/5

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Ag218 - March 13, 2009, 5:03 pm
That's why we have Jim Beam to even the odds a little...


TAGS: poster fodder mouse alcohol spddey gonzales
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:57 am
5 morning after pills....olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:56 am
At least he can get out of there quick.


TAGS: friend road toddler
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - October 1, 2012, 7:31 pm

beautiful, post to motitwist too

LOGICDUDE AND CUBBY BEAR - 9 Months after the Motifake Christmas Party, LD and Cubby admit to getting a little too drunk...

TAGS: silcas bear posterfodder ld cubby
Rating: 4.04/5

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LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 11:08 am
HEY! I just wanted to spoon...I mean, it was cold outside and it was really further to the bunker than we realized when we started out...
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2009, 6:28 am
Best ever. 5L Can't wait to see the posters on the custody battle.
Narutarded - December 17, 2009, 6:13 am
THIS is why LogicDude is no longer allowed near any members of the M.A.L.T. without a straightjacket and at least two orderlies armed with cattle prods and elephant tranquilizers.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 11:23 pm
The only other thing would have been to give the d*** thing a Guinness.


TAGS: todd christensen children s relief fund
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 5:08 pm
Nastily hilarious.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
How could you man!!!

COFFEE - You Can Now Legally Marry It


TAGS: long nights impossible odds
Rating: 3.24/5

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supplyfishy - January 22, 2012, 8:04 pm
i just gave him a brake XD
Aurren - February 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
If you look, in the middle, it looks like an arm...
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:48 pm
Yes, yard trimmings...and nothing else. The gardener just took off early. 5/5
Claire - September 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
What? They're just yard trimmings...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:47 pm



TAGS: journey tunnel f*** **** godf***ingd***ityouf***ing****suckeryoumessedupthegodd***tunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?

End Of The Day -

TAGS: days end worst angry odd sunset revenge cat neighbours
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:56 am
Bahaha...first good chuckle of the day, thanks.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:25 am
Is that an April Fool's Day joke?
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 6:18 am
So glad you're back!

I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake -

TAGS: peculiar oddly dark humor
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2013, 7:57 am

coffee...hit my monitor this time. ah geez. nice
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:18 am
Please pass the spoon...I wish to gouge out my mind's eye...a quintuple dip for you on this day.

not fitting in -

Hey everyone; check out the contest of contests @ POSTER EVOLUTION in the forum -

Bieber Feeber -

TAGS: odd couple split a taxi
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 25, 2013, 3:33 pm
You misspelled "beaver".
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 9:06 am
Uh, how in the phook did I become a ‘guest’? Boy, this new upgrade is gonna be a doozey.
- April 25, 2013, 8:41 am
A-A-A-A-A-HAH! I’ve done it! I-I-I-I-I-I-I’ve finally done it! An almost derogatory comment from the nicest melon on this site (probably)…wait….’spit’?? I….I thought you were seedless?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 6:11 am
lol! But eat me anyway - don't forget to both spit and s******!

The "Eyes" Have It -

TAGS: play on words eyes ayes strange odd funny picture
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:05 pm
I still don't...bahaha. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:31 pm
I totally didn't get that the first time I saw it, the "have it" part. 5L :)


TAGS: take those odds to the bank
Rating: 4.69/5

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Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:55 pm
Sorry Kate, I masturbate
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 4:53 pm
Why you think the net was born? p*** p*** p***
Neener - October 13, 2010, 3:47 pm
Isn't that what the internet is for?

Louise Brooks: Jazz Age Idol -

TAGS: louise brooks 1920s goddess
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 6:52 pm

Love it!~
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 6:47 pm

Love it!~
Reality Lord - July 12, 2013, 3:40 pm


MEGAN FOX - even a goddess was once a mortal

TAGS: goddess fox mortal
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
I'll gladly stick with the original.
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 11:41 pm
A true Goddess is born...not made

SPLIT SECOND - The instance you realize that your toddler has mastered below the belt boxing.

TAGS: split second toddler defensive impact
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:12 pm
Especially if it's at the diningtable when the inlaws are over for dinner!


TAGS: bonecd found this in the fodder thread
Rating: 4.19/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:41 am
LMFAO!!! 5 Poodles


TAGS: toddler universe jobs kids
Rating: 4.11/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
they* Typo, the telepathic toddler made me do it.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Yeah , the pwn!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 5:41 pm
the toddlers are showing ownership of their job obviously
Joonya - October 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
What's the apostrophe for?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:55 pm
The fundamental job of them is to yak on your shirt.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
and dont come again another day
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 6:41 pm
Go away little Timmy
RonSucks - October 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
Grammar FAIL!

NOUVEAU CUISINE - Pineapples... maybe, cantaloupes...no.

TAGS: odd
Rating: 4/5

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ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.

TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.

ODD ONE OUT - John, paul, George and…. Ringo? Well, he wasn’t going to get noticed any other way.

TAGS: beatles great music odd one
Rating: 3.71/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 3:56 am
You want proof the Beatles were on drugs, they let Ringo sing.. Twice!

FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie.

A LADDER TO THE CLOUDS - The sleeping dude at the bottom of the picture is missing out on some awesome eye candy.

TAGS: awesome ladder cloud dude god goddess cnady
Rating: 3.3/5

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Reason - December 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
Not a ladder to the clouds but a Stairway to Heaven
Cubbybear - December 22, 2009, 1:56 pm
maybe he's the one who made the eye candy glow!

Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.

TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To ****, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But **** My Pants." HAPPY?! XD

NOBODY SAID THERE WERE FOUR SEASONS IN SPACE - Dave, what did you possibly expect? A Holiday Inn?



RIP GARY COLEMAN - February 8th 1968 - May 28th 2010.

TAGS: godd luck little guy with the big guy
Rating: 2.25/5

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TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 7:28 pm
No. No you're not. What you are doing is collecting 1 lion at a time. De-motivational, funny or gtfo. Nuff said. (BTW if KFD agrees with ME it must be true.)
deadraisin - May 28, 2010, 7:18 pm
And besides a lot of people get their news on this web site, I'm sure a lot of people will hear this here for the first time. I am providing a service.
deadraisin - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
Ahh but you are missing the joke, thats not Gary Coleman it's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:30 pm
I agree with TTH. This should have been saved then posted on Facebook or something.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
I gave you a 1 and here's why... This is in no way funny (not even intended to be) and is no way a de-motivational poster. I really wish you guys would at least try to play along.


COM'ON BOYS - CANNON Fodder Required

TAGS: cannon fodder required
Rating: 2.06/5

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Osama Bin Laden - June 12, 2008, 5:42 pm
I Smell Your Fear. I have an Axle of Evol and, shall unleash Rabies Bat Army on You
WTF - June 12, 2008, 10:55 am
There is something wrong with the brains of you people!
Osama Bin Laden - June 10, 2008, 8:27 pm
I dont need f***uing Cannon..Yankee Pig..I in Much Big Cave Now and send Bat Army of Rabies

CHRIS OSGOOD - 3 Stanley Cups, 4 time All Star, and ... published Electrobiologist?!? Is there anything he can't do?


TAGS: sweeney todd quote musicals show tunes theater great play sondheim crazy lovett
Rating: 1.7/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:07 pm
lol I made a typo when explaining my typo. God...I have a problem.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:59 pm
I wonder if I should ask the admins about resubmitting this...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:57 pm
Yikes. Ah well. I've spelled a title wrong: ASBERGERS SYNDROME. That was fun.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:46 pm
It's supposed to say "Mine are sing show tunes!" Sadly, my keyboard has a stutter.

WTF - Lets all welcome our handsome new masters from Computerchipulai 8!

TAGS: odd aliens space google earth wtf strange mistake
Rating: 1.12/5

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pro - December 20, 2008, 9:27 pm
Is that the Borg cube? Who would have figured that in the end it would be the Swedes who would a**imilate the universe!
Johnny R. - December 20, 2008, 2:38 pm
LOL, that's amazing and hilarious.

how to give your neighbor a heart attack -

TAGS: toddler clown mask
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 21, 2015, 4:01 am
Aw, look at little Pennywise Junior.

odd one out -

TAGS: odd arbitrary number one
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 8:42 am
Adorable! ^!

Existence -

TAGS: life odds casino
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 19, 2017, 8:53 am
You're doin' better than me! I'm jealous! chuckle, chuckle...
Sean - December 18, 2017, 6:21 pm
Icksnay on-dey the abulousfey ... dig eh vous? I mean yeah, I do fabulous like nobody's bees wax ... but lately I'm getting propositioned by dudes ... *sigh* Thank God most a them are good looking. :)
mizzdizz - December 18, 2017, 2:39 am
You still got it! This is fabulous! ^!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2017, 8:16 pm

Predictive Text -

TAGS: calendar goddonut frackingautocorrect kitty cats
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:56 am
The evil symbol fairy will allow 'puddy'. Of course 'biayches' works with this too! LOL!

beauty secrets every goddess knows -

TAGS: goddesses take mudbaths too
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:30 pm
Thanks, JW! Saw the pic. Knew what I wanted to do with it, but took MONTHS to get it worded right...groan.... chuckle, chuckle...
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 1:28 pm
I'm officially rated as 'severely impaired'. I'm always grateful when people genuinely help me out. Too many fakers. Out there. Its a struggle. Had a cop being an a-hole. Pulled out my papers and made him write my report. THAT was fuuuuun!!!! LOL!!!!
Silverheart - May 19, 2017, 10:20 am

Pobody's nerfect. And this was too good to approve with typo or reject with no reason.
JesusWept - May 19, 2017, 9:04 am
Nice one ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 5:00 am
Dear mods, thanks for catching the spelling error and kicking this back. I do my best to catch my mistakes, but I'm severely dyslexic. I'm not always successful. Thanks for your help!

Where's Johnny? -